Title: Body Shots
Author: NautiBitz (nautibitz.com/contact.html)
Show | Pairing | Rating: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel | majors in Spike/Buffy, minors in Spike/Faith | NC-17/M (not for kids)
Summary: Wearing Buffy's body, Faith meets Spike for the first time and has her way with him. When the owner of said body finds out, she's not amused.
Timeline: Season 4, begins during 'Who Are You?', at the end
of Faith(in Buffy's body)'s titillating monologue to Spike. The first
lines of dialogue are from the original script by Joss Whedon.
Originally Published/Completed: July 2001 (Revised: Sept. 2007)
Genres: Romance, Smut, Comedy, Episode Rewrite, Awesomeness
Length: 9 chapters | 9,485 words
Awards Won: "Is It Hot In Here or Is It Just My Story?" Award from the Tainted Love Awards, and the "Hot Sex on A Platter" Award from Darkness Beckons. See 'em in all their shiny glory here.
Author's Note: Much respect to the early S/B fanfic queens from whom I may have inadvertently
borrowed since I'm a huge fan. P.S., the "convenient" line is advertently lifted from Laure Alexander's "Driven". (A great line from a great fic.)
Fanon 101: Purring
isn't canon, as
far as I know,
but it's been a
part of fanon for
a while now. I
threw it in sort
of as an homage,
but also because
I think it's cute.
Pop Culture 101: 'Boffy the Vampire Layer' wasn't my brilliant idea -- it's an actual comic book that parodies BtVS. The last issue was 'Boffy vs. Britney Spreads.' A vampire named 'Spunk' is Boffy's boyfriend. Buy it here.
Distribution: Links only, please. Do not reprint. Do not post translations. Thanks!
Disclaimer: Buffy, Spike, and everyone else mentioned in this story were created by an evil mastermind and are owned by some huge conglomerate and one day I shall lure them all into my stable and spank, spank, spank them into submission. But until then, I own only that which
Rights: I do not own these characters or the worlds they inhabit. However, the text I have written is not YOURS to paste into your own fic in any way, shape or form. That is called plagiarism, and it is not cool. Not that YOU would ever do that, because YOU are awesome. Obviously. :)
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